Tuesday, May 8, 2012

This Actually Happens?

A man jumped into a vat of acid to save his co-worker who fell in.

I'm just letting you all know now: If you fall into a vat of acid next and I am in the vicinity you better hope there's a pool skimmer or some rope near by because I am not coming in after you.

Also: Where the fuck are there open air vats of acid? I thought only Gotham City had work safety laws as lax as this.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Man What

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

The body of Mr Williams, 31, originally from Anglesey, was found locked in the bag in the bath of his London flat.

Det Ch Insp Jackie Sebire said "two minor components of another contributor's DNA" were found on the zip toggle and padlock.

She said it was her opinion "that a third party had been involved".
Mr Williams's death has puzzled Scotland Yard detectives who have been unable to determine a cause of death or establish whether he had locked himself into the bag.

And then it gets weird.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Make up your mind, guys. . .

Which one is it? We throwing fire at the cops?


Or water?


Get it together, guys.

(via the Wall Street Journal.)