Hey There, Reprobates!

Hi, there and welcome to the premier, official blog entry* for the White Guys, Square Glasses show!

Don't know who we are? You don't? Really? How the hell did you get here? Are you looking for twink porn? Because this isn't that. It's close, but not close enough. Sorry. Just hit the back button a couple of times, I'm sure you'll land on something eventually.

For those who aren't looking for hard core gay porn, White Guys, Square Glasses is made up of two recent college graduates who go by the names Joe Bryant and James Kislingbury (Note: One of us is writing this and it's super weird to talk in the third person about yourself. It's a fresh new level of narcissism. Thank you, 21st Century!). We make a comedy podcast that concerns itself with news, pop culture, and politics. We hit a lot of bases and none of them well. Our main goal is to make people laugh and our secondary goal is to get people to notice news stories and think about events in the world that they might not want to otherwise.

Basically on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of in-depth/dry/pedagogic reporting, 1 being the Weekly World News and 10 being CSPAN, we're about a 5 and a half**. We want to talk about world affairs and movies (or whatever) without putting off anyone on either end of the spectrum. We might not get too indepth or philosophical with our wheelings and dealings, but we aren't making anyone vomit in rage, either.

It's just how we are.

You can find us on Podomatic on iTunes**. You can also make like we're buddies on Facebook and follow us like a bloodhound on Twitter.

Tell your friends. Tell your neighbor. Tell your cats, why don't you?

* There has been a shocking amount of unofficial, unlicensed, and undesired fan-sites. We have vowed to crush them with the full-force of our velvet fist.

** That's not bad. The McLaughlin Group gets a 7. Good company, if you ask me.

*** We're all okay with not linking iTunes, right? Everyone knows how to find that, right?